Presidential Nominee Ricardo Anaya forgets Mexico has a device called "Secret Service."

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02/14/2018 at 16:48 • Filed to: None

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For over 26 years Mexico’s national security service, CISEN, has had the good practice of keeping a tab on presidential candidates, as a security measure. Apparently the President of PAN and former Speaker of the House did not know that CISEN has had this practice for many years and was spooked by a grey jeep that followed him around Veracruz.

Upon seeing a mysterious man following him around in an unmarked vehicle he naturally stepped out of his bulletproof SUV in the middle of one of Mexico’s most unsafe states and confronted the trained agent with what I suspect cannot be words of wisdom or patience. Former First Lady and professional Third Party Vote Margarita Zavala proceeded to mock the man that robbed her of a party ballot using memes.

HMMMMMMM,ahhh.... you smell that bullshit?

Why is this bullshit?

Ricardo Anaya, a professional idiot, was looking for a reason to beg for medio a attention. Not only does CISEN inform candidates of their work, but it is a common part of the Mexican election. CISEN, probably the most professional government agency of Mexico, isn’t corrupt enough to be used as the incumbent party’s KGB, something it’s leader had to explain to Mr. Anaya on a press conference.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Spanfeller is a twat
02/14/2018 at 16:53

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You know, if you’re gonna follow someone around, at least do it in a really crappy car that blends into traffic, and hang back far enough to look conceivably like you’re just stuck behind them on your way home/to work.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > winterlegacy, here 'till the end
02/14/2018 at 16:56

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CISEN supposedly told Anaya and his security team that they did place additional security on the man when visiting problem states.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Spanfeller is a twat
02/14/2018 at 16:57

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If that’s true, somebody obviously didn’t get the memo or straight up just didn’t care.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > winterlegacy, here 'till the end
02/14/2018 at 16:59

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That someone is Professional Idiot Ricardo Anaya who wanted a nice Tweet about the whole situation.

No candidate is stupid enough to stop in the middle of the highway without a huge security detail and certainty no harm would come, on the contrary, if you see someone following you at the highway you speed up! call the police!


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > winterlegacy, here 'till the end
02/14/2018 at 16:59

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That someone is Professional Idiot Ricardo Anaya who wanted a nice Tweet about the whole situation.

No candidate is stupid enough to stop in the middle of the highway without a huge security detail and certainty no harm would come, on the contrary, if you see someone following you at the highway you speed up! call the police!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat
02/14/2018 at 18:23

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Man, my heart goes out to you, our brothers to the south. Thank goodness we don’t have to suffer through the same disastrous carnival with our presidential elec...oh, wait.

Never mind.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Chariotoflove
02/14/2018 at 18:25

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Our election is shaping up to be a more depressing version of your 2016 gig.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat
02/14/2018 at 18:26

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Honestly, that’s an impressive feat.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Chariotoflove
02/14/2018 at 18:28

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Oh, we learned from the best!